Asshole Up

"Asshole-Up"

1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.

2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.

3. To be an Asshole!

Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!

Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!

by LenDog 2 September 25, 2009

asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey January 30, 2012

shut up asshole

Jon's way of shutting someone up.

Shut up asshole.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

by kristyrose2727 May 7, 2007

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023