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wildabeast

Any of a breed of large oversized women with bad hygene who call themselves "big boned". The breed tends to have a foul odor, wear out of date clothing, and dress in a proto-hippie manner. Typically feminist, will blame their lack of a relationship of weak minded men rather than their own fould odors or appearance. Most wildabeasts will deny being wildabeasts.

See also mare, maryanne.
I'll never go in the ladies room after that wildabeast has been in there again! The smell was enough to make me retch!
wildabeast by LanguageWeapon December 27, 2004
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Uneasy Wildabest 

1.(n) A term used to describe a Women that is having her period.
Mark- dude dont go to marys house.
james- Why?
Mark- Because she is an Uneasy Wildabest right now.
James- Oh thanks man, that would have been really bad if i would have went to her house.

wildabeast hoof 

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.
"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

faggot sexy wildabeast 

A man that often identifies himself as a "hulking mass" and likes to fuck small bitches in flexi-positions. After he fucks a small "bendy" girl he typically rolls over her to commence squishing.
Girl, I'm tired of these frail niggas, I need me a faggot sexy wildabeast.

Wildabeast

Of or pertaining to the possession of the fab 5 inlcuding: black mustache, big nose, bulging eyes, saggy ass, overpowering toungue
I was so desperate for some action I had to settle for the Wildabeast.
Wildabeast by Kurt/jim December 9, 2008

Wildabeast

I must take credit for this one myself. A wildabeast is a girl that is so ugly, fat, hairy and nasty that you would expect to see her in Africa on a safari.
So are you going on safari? Cause that chick your hittin on is definitly a wildabeast
Wildabeast by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

wildabeast

When a male is nude and from the standing posture bends over to pick something up or stretch. The testicles are then wedged between the legs but protruding to the back side. Mimicking an image similar to a male wildebeest in Africa.
I was bent over preparing a bath for myself and my lady came in and caught a glimpse of the wildabeast!
wildabeast by jadam August 2, 2004