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1.
A popular porn star's deformed foot.
WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.
by OT November 15, 2004
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2.
Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty

sort for Honest on our friendship.

said: Hoof

origin: New Zealand
Me : Bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!

Friend: What?! Hoof?

me: Yea! HOOF!
by KennyNZ June 17, 2013
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3.
The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
by Nearchow February 23, 2012
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4.
To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.
"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"
by .S. August 12, 2009
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5.
another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.
"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."
by saintorsailor February 19, 2010
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6.
walk
Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.
by tk August 03, 2002
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7.
Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.
Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.
by Hoofmeister April 22, 2009
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