wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

wiffington 

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

wiffington by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

wiffing 

When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss

Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team

wiffing by lil toshi January 22, 2021

Michael Willising 

Being in popular movies or pictures of popular activities but in the background unnoticed.

"Did you see Mark Hamill in that new movie. He had a small cameo."
"No. I guess he was just Michael Willising."

Michael Willising by The_Website April 1, 2016

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot 

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot by Josh January 22, 2005

Wiffling 

A person twerking while nude.

That dude is wiffling in the dark!

Wiffling by Emperor_Urban May 21, 2017

Bruce Willising 

The process of walking along an area with sharp objects such as glass, rocks, thorns, etc. while barefoot. This is reminiscent of Bruce Willis' character, John McClane in the movie Die Hard. In the movie he is forced to walk along broken glass while barefoot.

Oh dear lord I forgot my shoes, now I'm Bruce Willising it.

Bruce Willising by Schuster J November 8, 2007