4 definitions by Emma85

Top Definition
Fat (BBW) middle-aged woman acting embarrasingly in public
That salsbac keeps flirting with those young lads
by Emma85 February 07, 2007
Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her
Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend
by Emma85 February 07, 2007
A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 09, 2007
dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter
Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing
by Emma85 May 07, 2007
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