white panic

1.) When a white person panics after realizing they may have said something racist and they attempt to compensate or prove how racially sensitive they really are.

2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.

White person: Do "non-colored people" have different adversities?
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.

Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!

white panic by Xizor159 November 3, 2013

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white pancake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and she refuses to take it in her mouth like a proper lady the last resort is to blow it on her tits. After doing this, pull her shirt back down over her bare, cum-covered tits, slap her shirt down and there you have made a white pancake.

This girl was stroking me off last night and refused to let me blow it someplace warm so I shot it on her tits, slapped her shirt down on the load and left her with a nice white pancake and a dry cleaning bill.

white pancake by mndefinitions September 17, 2013

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white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"

Dude, i just white horse pancaked that girl

white horse pancake by jdawg811083 December 9, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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