buttered means to be extremely drunk or hiqh off of somethin .
" damn yu shoulda came to that party last niqht everybody was buttered ! "
by lOV3x July 1, 2009
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when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u
"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"
by JR December 2, 2004
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It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
by HawiianPunch1 February 16, 2014
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Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.
"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"
by MrGills November 26, 2013
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The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.

It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.
"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"

"John said he wanted to Butter It."

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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."
by BUTTERITINTHE603 April 29, 2010
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This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'
"She is well butters"
by AJ November 5, 2004
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A sweet little boy from South Park. Hes so stupid and cute and dont ya just wanna hug him?
"Well thats ok. Id rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth."
by SpookyOne August 23, 2004
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