whazer

A slow person. Kind of retard, but not mentally ill

He's such a whazer! I asked two questions one after another and he only managed to answer to the first one because he forgot what was the second one.

whazer by mikniuke March 4, 2009

Blue Whaler 

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

Blue Whaler by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Whaler 

The type of gamers, who usually spends shit tons of cash in the name of waifus, dream teams, or just simply to rush a 1 hour build that they can't afford all the time of their precious life to wait for it. Often happens in cash grab free-to-play games.

Usually used in the community of some free-to-play mobile games, such as Fate: Grand Order or Kantai Collection. Can also be used in some western games such as CS:GO, Star Wars Battlefront II, etc.

John Doe spent over 3000$ just to fully summon his waifu squad, he's literally a damn Whaler at this point.

Whaler by thatguywhoplayfgo June 13, 2018

Whaler 

A man who goes for large and/or overweight women who generally have a massive top and bottom.

John is such a Whaler. He's dating that girl Katie who ate the plasma screen t.v.

Whaler by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006

Hartford Whalers 

The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.

damnit i miss the brass bonzana (Hartford Whalers theme song)

Hartford Whalers by I'll tell you when your older, September 24, 2006

whoazers

1. to be disappointed
2. to be surprised

1. "Whoazers, I can't attend the game?"
2. "I passed the test? Whoazers, wasn't expecting that!"

whoazers by Lostgirlforever92 January 6, 2008

The Hartford Whaler 

The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!

My girl wanted a beach fantasy so I tied her hands behind her back and did The Hartford Whaler

The Hartford Whaler by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021