THEdickhatch's definitions

Happy Case

When you buy an extra case for a party and stash it in a hidden fridge or room. After you run out of beer and ask everyone for beer money, you go back to your bro pad and grab the happy case.

Yo let's score some money from everyone before I tell them we're going to the store. Then we'll just grab the happy case and everyone's happy.

by THEdickhatch September 25, 2010

Egsderminatör

THE grammar nazi of TKEP.

I'm the grammar whore. My name is Egs. My mom's good at bridge.

by THEdickhatch September 4, 2005

nuck

The Nuck is when you're getting ready to do the dirty to a girl's asshole and instead of just sticking two fingers in there, you stick all 4 up to your big knuckles.

Furthermore, the double Nuck is when you use both hands up to your big knuckles.

I was with this ho last night and I was poundin' her for hours when I decided I wanted somma that sweet ass, so I nuck'd her!

by THEdickhatch April 23, 2008

hippy

The hippy is a sex position where three guys are doing three girls doggy style while the girls are all making out. All the while, all three guys are fist pounding, thus resembling a peace sign.

I've got one goal in life. That's to do the hippy.

by THEdickhatch April 23, 2008

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Poop Chute

It starts off with a girl taking the initial poop to loosen up her butt hole then inverts her chill back mouth in the air so the guy can sit on her and align his chill hole with hers and poop into her butt and then perform the jackhammer in her butt then girl shits out the shit and man milk that's in her butt.

Was lookin' for some o' that nasty chill hole last night and I found it when this slut from the bar wanted me to poop chute her in the bathroom.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Brown Ice

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.

I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.

by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013