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Fail like a Whale 

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.
You Fail like a Whale, bitch!
Fail like a Whale by americanaidan November 25, 2010

Fly like a whale 

Expression/phrase
Meaning: To attempt or accomplish something even against impossible odds.
James: Good luck on your finals test! Fly like a whale!
John: Thanks!
Fly like a whale by Dragniw March 3, 2014

hung like a whale 

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.
Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!
hung like a whale by Incognitus February 25, 2009

going off like a whale

bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure
she was down on all fours going off like a whale.

hung like a whale 

When a man has a penis that surpasses the size of a horses, moose, Chuck Norris', and/or Mr. Rogers'.
Woah, Ryan is hung like a whale!
hung like a whale by ryanXXpwnage October 20, 2008

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.