13 definitions by assmaster

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a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves
that tommy is a cagey fuck
by assmaster May 23, 2004

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more vile than a regular cunt
she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.
by assmaster May 23, 2004

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An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.
Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.
by assmaster September 01, 2003

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shaved vagina.
damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet
by assmaster May 23, 2004

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one who kisses penis
the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.
by assmaster June 14, 2003

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bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure
she was down on all fours going off like a whale.
by assmaster May 23, 2004

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A very attractive ho.
Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

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