wet alligator Share definition Flag A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation. Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator. wet alligator by Randehman April 4, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the wet alligator mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch