The plural form of weenus. To be used when refering to both your left and right weenus.
"ow, dude, i totally scraped my weeni when i fell yesterday..."
by The Colt August 26, 2009
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Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
by Ric October 10, 2003
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that

a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
by RoboZombie April 13, 2011
A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.
"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"
by Elektrifikatzia May 17, 2010
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."

So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
"Dude, stop being such a Weenis! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."
by flynscot October 12, 2009
my definition is a weenie/ aren't quite grown but u aint a young kid. its like the premature age
you dont have a big jus a lil have a weenis!
by redlady August 21, 2009
a combination of weiner and penis, it's someone who is not not quite being a dick but acting a little more lame than being a weiner.
Nadine is being such a weenis today, which is no surprise cause she is the original weenis!
by godfather2069 August 26, 2009
well the weenis is something that you hook up to a boat and pile a whole bunch of people on and go its probably the funnest thing in the kind of looks like a giant hot dog
-i get the tip of the weenis!
-lets play some weenis survivor!!!
by rayna May 27, 2004
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