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wedgie mercy 

the act of taking mercy on someone with a wedgie and stopping it form going any further also called being kind really good if the person was begging for it to stop.
I was at a school sleep over once when some kids decided to give dan a nature wedgie he was striped to his unaware hung on a branch and had rocks and stuff stuffed down his underwear and his hands bound it was funny at first but not when he screamed and they gagged him they puled on his feet and he peed his pants this went on for 15 min till they got tired and said "hang tight we will be back for you in the morning if we remember" and walked away laughing with the kids clothing. I went to dans stuff and got him new everything then i went to my bag and got the baby wipes and pocket knife I brought and went back to him when i got there some other kid was laughing and pulling on his legs it only lasted a minuet but he was crying by the end and the kid left with a wave and a laugh when dan saw me he looked away you could tell he was embarrass to be almost completely naked in front of a girl (yea i'm a girl by the way) I went up and took the gag out of his mouth "are you ok" "yea thank you" "I'm going to get you down now" I cut off the underwear and freed his hands he landed with his underwear in tatters "here" I gave him the clothing I brought for him and the baby wipes he looked at me like this was the nicest thing anyone has done for him.

it pays of to have wedgie mercy because the next day when i was the one who got a hanging wedgie it only took 5 min after the bullys left to get down with dan's help.
wedgie mercy by sara may 32 October 30, 2012
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026