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webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.
Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.
webslinging by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007
Related Words

Websling Dong 

The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
also see spiderman ass and Spidey Senses are Tingling
YO BROSEPHINO last night your grandma took the Websling Dong like a trooper!!
Websling Dong by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

webslinging

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.
webslinging by RawDiggitty March 10, 2010

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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