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A weasel is a young skinny white male age 14 to 21, often wearing skater type clothes including a hoodie. Sometimes they carry skateboards or drive tricked-out Hondas Civics.
Some carry wallets with long chains.
Look at those weasels with their skateboards in the parking lot.
by NAVYTOWNROGER June 15, 2010
Weasels are manifestations of the impending chores which await you in times of stress. They are usually most prevalent on a sunday afternoon when, instead of being able to relax, the constant thought of shopping, washing, homework or the upcoming week beginning the following morning render you uncappable of pleasant feelings.
Dale: Goodness gracious me, I have such bad study weasels!

Marco: whats up dude?

Dale: I have a test tomorrow morning.

Dale: EEHHH i have such hectic shopping weasels!

Barry: Whats wrong?

Dale: I have procrastibating all day, and I have nothing in the fridge and I have such bad munchies, after an hour spent in the xen Garden
by Bazzabug October 16, 2009
The act of using a one hitter as a roach clip to hold the end of a roach.
Dude lets weasel that shit.
by Dr. Wez September 07, 2009
A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.
Dan "ahh pop goes the weasel"
by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009
A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!
Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!
by Matt Macdad March 06, 2008
A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.
Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.
by Kalphat January 09, 2008
a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
Fuck those little weasels!
by Jason D March 20, 2006