A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.
Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.
by Kalphat January 09, 2008
An utterly odious type of vermin usually found hovering around leak detectors. This creature can not be trusted around Sheep or small animals. A distant cousin of the Shawn, which is indiginous to Ireland and other third world countries
The Weasel caused much hate and discontent in the Service Department.
by LarryD November 23, 2006
a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
Fuck those little weasels!
by Jason D March 20, 2006
If a person wants to get in there with somebody else and tries then they are said to be weaseling them. Weaseling could be anything from texting to pulling to going out with them.
You're such a weasel!

Are you weaseling hannah?

I think you should weasel her...
by 4u2nv May 22, 2005
The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.
"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."
by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003
When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.
Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.
by Scuttle King April 16, 2011
is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
hey weasel get back here
by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar March 17, 2011

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