A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!
Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!
by Matt Macdad March 06, 2008
A weasel is a young skinny white male age 14 to 21, often wearing skater type clothes including a hoodie. Sometimes they carry skateboards or drive tricked-out Hondas Civics.
Some carry wallets with long chains.
Look at those weasels with their skateboards in the parking lot.
by NAVYTOWNROGER June 15, 2010
A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.
Dan "ahh pop goes the weasel"
by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009
a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.
Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.
by blown carbs November 18, 2008
see Pauly Shore, the one and only, bud.
chillin with the weasel!
by Koa June 02, 2006
If a person wants to get in there with somebody else and tries then they are said to be weaseling them. Weaseling could be anything from texting to pulling to going out with them.
You're such a weasel!

Are you weaseling hannah?

I think you should weasel her...
by 4u2nv May 22, 2005
A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.
Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!
by theghettominnymouse February 29, 2012

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