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15.
basically, your girl has something to bitch about.
"Honey, we need to talk."
by d September 21, 2003
 
16.
Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."
My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.
by trip September 25, 2003
 
17.
The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.
Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..
by fedzMONKEY October 01, 2003
 
18.
The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
 
19.

1. The end of your relationship.

2. Something that could mean the end of your relationship unless you take it REALLY seriously.

3. I'm going to leave you Richter, you never have any time for me... Bitch. Didn't figure my work was paying for her fuckin- Ah. Sorry.
by Richter September 21, 2003
 
20.
Translation: You need a lawyer.
Honey, we need to talk.
by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004
 
21.
phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:

(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.

(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).

(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".

(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."

TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!]

"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003