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92 definitions by Louis

 
1.
1. A friend or companion.
2. A sexual partner.
1. This is my mate Eddie.
2. This is my mate Eddie.
by louis October 18, 2001
 
2.
Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If you're good you'll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If you're really good, you'll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.
-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.

-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masterbating.
by Louis January 25, 2004
 
3.
A sophisticated and stylish way to let someone know that you fancy them.
P1: *thinks* ooer, shes cute!! *walks over to p2*
P2: Hi.
P1: nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

by louis October 24, 2001
 
4.
Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam
by Louis June 18, 2003
 
5.
To kiss with an open mouth. French kiss. Toungie.
Hey nice shoes! Wanna snog?
by louis October 24, 2001
 
6.
Ass / anus.
I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 17, 2001
 
7.
An operating system, such at unix...but different.
penix 2.5
by louis October 16, 2001