phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:

(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.

(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).

(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".

(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."

TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!]

"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003
Translation: You need a lawyer.
Honey, we need to talk.
by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004
1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.
Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.
by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004
What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
by tman April 08, 2004
The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.
He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!
by DizzyLizzy January 09, 2007
The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.
"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"
by SSDK May 18, 2004
Datespeak for "I'm breaking up with you."
"Honey... We need to talk."
by Kurumi September 21, 2003

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