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Waterflame 

A sort of known Norwegian musician that makes mainly makes "video game songs".
You might had heard some of his songs in flash games like Age of Wars or in other games like Castle Crushers or Geometry Dash.
Basically a legend that still to this day, makes good songs, not as iconic as the old ones, but still good shit.
-Hey did you know that Waterflame recently released Octagon Force? like, a sequel song to Hexagon Force?
-Yeah but who cares, I am still waiting for Geometry Dash 2.2 to come out
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Waterford PA 

Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."
"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."

"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."

"Get drunk & get your haircut."

WaterFlopper 

An individual that loves to Flop around in water like a Fish on a hook
That guy is a hard waterflopper
WaterFlopper by Castle42 May 23, 2020

Watertown 

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

waterloo turkey wing 

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.
"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)
College town in Ontario that is extremely sus. Somehow considered a 'city' when the only thing there is the university, and all the dorms and apartments around it. Its economy would plummet if the university shut down.
Honestly have no idea why anyone would want to live in Waterloo over literally anywhere else
Waterloo by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020