The act of the educating system turning a fun activity, piece of literature or music, or another thing, into something boring by forcing it upon kids, resulting in them hating it, based upon the idiom "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, but if you waterboard the horse, it definitely won't drink"
"Schools do a lot of waterboarding with 1984, I really enjoyed it when I just reread it, but I hated it in highschool"
by yeetusmcwheatus February 27, 2021
Waterboard (Verb)
To urinate into the open mouth of a struggling EMO girl as her head dangles over the edge of an table/bed/sofa.
Advanced option: Elevate victims feet then Skull fuck until climax, Continue to Gullet rape her with your semi erect, over sensitive penis until you piss/come again.
To urinate into the open mouth of a struggling EMO girl as her head dangles over the edge of an table/bed/sofa.
Advanced option: Elevate victims feet then Skull fuck until climax, Continue to Gullet rape her with your semi erect, over sensitive penis until you piss/come again.
by Rogue pig May 21, 2011
by pdxgrl February 13, 2010
A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.
I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
by GrapeofWrath71 September 25, 2013
A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.
Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.
by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017