Person of low social status, generally single and 30+ years old that lives in the basement of his/her mother and feeds off hotpockets alone. This person has no life and plays computer games 24/7. The warlock drinks mountain dew and no water. Their blood is a grey, gewy substance. Also the sun burns their skin.
Guy A: Dude why dont you go outside?

Warlock: The sun! IT burns!
by George Bobdolian March 31, 2008
A master of combat magic in a particular area usually based on their inner or favorite element. The elements include Light, Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Plasma, and Darkness. They usually fight in close combat type situations using a quarterstaff or a magical pole. They are experts in both close combat and their particular area of magical expertise. You only become a warlock when you kill a master witch in single combat in less than one hour.
Aeronus the Mage(really just a warlock, not a mage), Phelios the Winged, Alimar Telias the Third of Echelon, Aelor the Great, Xelor the Wise, Athena Goddess of Time, Ares God of War, Zeus God of Olympus Mons, Azraelam of Olympus, Phelios son of Zeus, Caern the Great White Wizard, Volar al'Nithianos of Nal'Aris Guardian of Rhilos Terra and Heaven, Melchiar the Black Dragon, Rorek the White Mage, Firion of Heaven, Cloud Strife, Nobulus Imerius the Third, Gringa the Witch, Aphelion of Asgard, etc.
by Elanil November 04, 2009
An extremely ugly girl who's face only ones mother could love. Warlocks are considered to be so ugly it is questionable they could be of another species. Warlocks are the type of girls that the realllllly hot girl you're talking to says shes going to be a friend and it turns out to be a warlock. Warlocks are commonly found lurking amongst extremely intoxicated good looking males anxiously waiting to take advantage due to the alcohol intake the good looking men have taken. Warlocks are the centralized prize in the legendary college game known as Deadliest Catch, where a brave soul out of the goodness of sportmanship tried to hook up with a warlock in return to recieve a beer from every spectator involved. If one was to come in contact with a warlock be very catious and pray that they have not made you thier prey. To avoid being attacked by a warlock stay close to your friends. If their are an abundance of warlocks well then its not looking good for you or any one your with.
I was so fucked up last night i hooked up with a warlock.

I can't believe i had to get with that warlock to win deadliest catch.

Bulbasaur is a warlock.
by Corey Muirhead, Chris Faith September 03, 2008
A spell-caster who draws his power from demons. Demonic power is passed down, so the son of a warlock will very possibly be a warlock himself. Though the descended warlock didn't make a pact with demons, and is therefore allowed the right to use his demonic power for good or evil
The warlock called on his fel powers to launch an eldritch blast of demonic energy.
by Xian Jahn October 23, 2006
A general term describing anyone who is fat, unpleasant, who whines most of the time, ugly, smelly, disgusting.
Oh man, That kid is such a warlock.
by SexyBrandonJa January 02, 2010
Warlock is a dank type of headies whose parent plants are Skunk One (Super Skunk) and Afghan . It dwarfs all other types of headies when refering to its smell. Its aroma is very intense and smells very similar to an actual skunk... If you dont smoke you will say it stinks, however if you like marijuana at all you will be in shock at how awesome it is.
Did Somebody Get Sprayed By A Skunk?
Aahah no thats just the warlocks
by Spencer Reilly May 30, 2006
a name for a giant male genitalia. If a man has a penis exceeding 8 1/2 inches and is atleast 10 inches in diameter he has a Warlock.
Girlfriend says to boyfriend "Come give me some 'a' that Warlock!"

"How'd he get you in bed?"
"He cast a spell on me with his lvl 9 Warlock."
by ModernAkilies November 25, 2009

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