The biggest game of "My penis is bigger than your penis" that you will ever see, participate in, and/or hear about.
by ZsaZsa May 1, 2006
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american 1: hey man wanna go start a war?
american 2: yeah just lemme finish my bald eagle burger first
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According to leftnut shitballs... something that is a blessed event of rainbows and bunnies under Bill Clinton that makes him cool as fuck.

But under George Bush causes leftnuts to wet their panties and claim that Bush is the worst human being who has ever lived.
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war -- what is it good for?

how about SELF DEFENSE ????

Actually it's great for that!
stoopid hippies = duhhhhhhhh
by o.O duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 7, 2004
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Something that most people sane people are just tired of. See also useless
Well hey whaddya know another war! How many has that been so far?
by Neo Cepae August 25, 2004
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When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.
War is the locomotive of history. -Marx
by Jo February 1, 2003
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War was started in Heaven when Satan wanted to overthrow God (Good vs. Evil, the one true war). War has since taken on different forms.

your country vs. my country
democrat vs. republican
red sox vs. yankees
what was Satan smokin?
by Abbott Brooks February 25, 2004
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