Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.
Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.
by Joe September 15, 2003
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Something that is really unnecesary since our problems can be solved without killing eachother. Is also a distraction from technology advancements. People should just band together and Improve Earth and should only really use these weapons if aliens happen to attack earth.
Country A: I wage war unto thou!
Country B: what will that solve?
Country A: That I am better than you and instead of joining you for your crops and land, I shall sieze it, killing millions who get in the way.
Country B: That's just stupid.
by sony65 September 14, 2005
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Hey Aaron Einstein, it's kind of hard to believe such an esteemed fortune teller whenever he uses the word "overthrowed". Take some money out of your homo-erotic pornography budget and use it to buy a dicionary, you fuck.
France taking part in the destruction of America is one of the funnier predictions I've ever read.
by b0ner July 6, 2003
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1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.
by Jared August 10, 2003
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An invention of MAN.
An example of the evil nature of mankind.
A primitive means of obtaining that (be it land, goods, or the subordination of others) which a group deems desirable.
"We should expand our territory, let's start a war with the original settlers!"
by Lauren M January 20, 2007
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