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There are two types of war:

1) Normal style war: Something noone pays attention to.
2) American style war: Something that causes the whole world to make it a habit to watch CNN/NBC/Sky News/etc. for hours every day and talk to their friends about what new goodies America has at her disposal.
1) Bob: "Heard of the war going on in *insert some unknown 3rd world country*?"
Joe: "Nope, who gives a shit"
2) Bob: "I heard America are gonna start the war tonight!!!"
Joe: "Kewl, the last two wars were fun but were a little short, I heard they got this new bomb that causes FUBAR to a larger area than that MOAB, that should be fun to watch"
by MasterBates March 02, 2004
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Something made up to divide territory, but than a bunch of stupid assholes decided it would be a good way to kill people for reason. Something parents use to twist their childrens point of view to match theirs, also journalists, news reporters, ect use it to twist opinions.
In the civil war, after battles journalists literally went out to the battle fields to find dead bodies and position them to make it look like the other side tortured them.
by Peace Keeper April 07, 2010
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Dumb way to make peace. Stupid. Un-needed. Wages unneeded deaths of young men,nd women. Fucked up. Destroying the world.
Hey whats War?" "War is Stupid
by AXtheUnIVerse August 07, 2010
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A matter too serious to be entrusted with the military.
"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
by Mertown June 09, 2007
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Favorite game of powerful men with small penises.
Hitler couldn't get no stank on the hanglow from polish bitches, so he whacked the bitches.
by Phil McCrevice June 07, 2003
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Breeds some of the dumbest protestors ever. War is a necesary evil. War is bad...gee you think you're the first to get that god damn idea, we'd probably use it if it worked.
war...the only way to solve problems in this world
by fag June 28, 2003
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a delay in curing diseases that need to be cured.
with the millions we spend on war we need to spend it on curing stds and cancer!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 24, 2005
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