Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the wordswannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.
Someone who is known to have marathonwanking sessions, perhaps blowing out his or her mates so they can watch porn all day and go through several boxes of Kleenex.
Guy 1: "Hey where's Tom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Probably at home wanking over Redtube again."
Guy 1: "Man that guy's such a wankstallion."
A person who wants to be a cop so bad they go out of their way to policepeople.
Someone who wears apparel or accessories that officers might wear as part of their uniform like a flashlight in belt holster, a utility belt or a tactical vest.
He pulled a guy over because they were driving while using their phone. Such a wanstable!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)