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wanstable 

Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the words wannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.
Dude, that John guy works at mall security but he's such a wanstable.
wanstable by TheDuude December 9, 2008
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wankstallion 

Someone who is known to have marathon wanking sessions, perhaps blowing out his or her mates so they can watch porn all day and go through several boxes of Kleenex.
Guy 1: "Hey where's Tom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Probably at home wanking over Redtube again."
Guy 1: "Man that guy's such a wankstallion."
wankstallion by mikehockishard September 24, 2011

Wanstable 

A person who wants to be a cop so bad they go out of their way to police people.

Someone who wears apparel or accessories that officers might wear as part of their uniform like a flashlight in belt holster, a utility belt or a tactical vest.
He pulled a guy over because they were driving while using their phone. Such a wanstable!
Wanstable by Wanstable Willy June 2, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026