wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

Wankmongerer 

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation

your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

Wankmongerer by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

Wankmongering Twatfish by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

Wankmonger by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006

wankbadger 

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.

'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'

wankbadger by sack_ November 7, 2005

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007