Wankmongerer Share definition Flag Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?" you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!" Wankmongerer by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Wankmongerer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch