wankbogey Share definition Flag A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning. Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant. wankbogey by snatchbandit March 24, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the wankbogey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch