Definitions by snatchbandit

Wankisfaction 

The satisfaction achieved through self pleasure.

Man i'm wankbidextrous, i get equal amounts of Wankisfaction from both hands.

Wankisfaction by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.

Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!

Wankbidextrous by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wanknology 

New form technology that has allowed the art of masturbation to be achieved... HANDSFREE!!!!

You got hold of that new Wanknology yet? It's like a stranger is doing it!!

Wanknology by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wanktooth 

The sharing of masturbation tips via a wireless network!

Mate send me that thing you were talking about... wanktooth it ennit!

Wanktooth by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wankbogey 

A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.

Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.

wankbogey by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Shit Out 

When someone kills you on call of duty, and you really are quite seriously considering murder. Like proper full on murder.

Ben: arrrr josh u just got killed man.

Josh: ARRRR SHIT OUT!!

Shit Out by snatchbandit February 10, 2010

Mr Plums Surprise 

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

Mr Plums Surprise by snatchbandit February 10, 2010