8 definitions by snatchbandit

Top Definition
The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.
Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!
#wankisfaction #ambidextrous #satisfaction #satisfied #wank
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
The satisfaction achieved through self pleasure.
Man i'm wankbidextrous, i get equal amounts of Wankisfaction from both hands.
#wankbidextrous #wank #satisfaction #satisfied #pleasure
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
Sometimes referred to as a tramp's duvet or a child's piss stained blanket.
Hey Phil, check that guy curled up on the street in his pissblanket.

Mom, do i really have to wash my own pissblanket?? Can't you do it?
#piss #blanket #tramp #stained #urine
by snatchbandit February 10, 2010
the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!
#mr #plum #surprise #balls #public exposure
by snatchbandit February 10, 2010
A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.
Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.
#wank #bogey #clean #foreskin #under
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
The sharing of masturbation tips via a wireless network!
Mate send me that thing you were talking about... wanktooth it ennit!
#bluetooth #wank #tooth #wireless #network
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
New form technology that has allowed the art of masturbation to be achieved... HANDSFREE!!!!
You got hold of that new Wanknology yet? It's like a stranger is doing it!!
#wankisfaction #technology #new #satisfied #wank
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×