wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker March 29, 2005

wank

stroking the genitals for sexual stimulation so you can bone some hot fuck up the ass!

i need to have a wank otherwise our date will be a right cock up.

by willy wanker February 21, 2003

wank

British English meaning either:

1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation

2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory

1) I need a wank/He is wanking

2) That music is wank

by Szam December 23, 2008

wank

1. Something i do four times a day.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.

When I'm all alone at home, I invite my friends and we wank together and mix our white liquid stuff.

by WANK EMPEROR August 29, 2003

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 12, 2003

wank

Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation

"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."

by Carolyn Pitt October 28, 2005

wank

To rub your penis until you get much pleasure and you shoot sweet cum.

I had a good onld wank last night, The sheets were soaked in cum!

by Mad Whit September 14, 2003