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1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.
1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."
by EvilFruitPie April 25, 2011
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The act of self masturbation (verb)
Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.
by terriblequiche August 10, 2006
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Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
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1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.
by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005
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1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".
As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".
by garthy July 08, 2006
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1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.
1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.
by Wanker March 29, 2005
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1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit
1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.
by louis October 16, 2001
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