Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
by KaiserMonkey September 07, 2003
1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.
1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.
by Wanker March 29, 2005
1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit
1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.
by louis October 16, 2001
The act of self masturbation (verb)
Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.
by terriblequiche August 10, 2006
1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.
1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."
by EvilFruitPie April 25, 2011
Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.
I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank
by Double G August 07, 2006

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