1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating
I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman
by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005
Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.
1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
by plastictwatmuncher June 21, 2012
a collective noun for hipsters.
A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.
by ageing_for_c June 04, 2012
west bank of New Orleans, LA
My friend Mark lives on the Wank
by fitz07joe December 13, 2010
This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd
by Manbungoed August 22, 2010
The act of wanking.
If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.
by Marissa Babazadeh June 19, 2008

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