to play with ones self in a sexual way!
shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off
by cerebral March 15, 2003
stroking the genitals for sexual stimulation so you can bone some hot fuck up the ass!
i need to have a wank otherwise our date will be a right cock up.
by willy wanker February 21, 2003
British English meaning either:

1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation

2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory
1) I need a wank/He is wanking

2) That music is wank
by Szam December 23, 2008
Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.
Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker
by Straight Big Cock March 08, 2008
1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".
As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".
by garthy July 08, 2006
1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate
1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
by Ben August 11, 2003
multiple wanking,
i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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