To tickle the kipper.
Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'
by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008
Really bad, just generally rubbish
e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'
by AlexBr0405 August 20, 2007
Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation
"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
by Carolyn Pitt October 28, 2005
the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.
I caught him wanking in the highway.
by sucker August 07, 2003
wank means, Fondle the genitals.
"I`m feeling horney, I think I shall have a wank." Also used as swear word, "You are a wanker"
by wanc March 05, 2003
Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.
what a pile of wank!
by feiticeira December 16, 2002
Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)
Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!
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