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When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
by illustrix August 15, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.
While pulling a skiier the other day, I accidently wake-fucked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. They didn't look happy.
by Hoop11 June 22, 2010
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He's warmer than you think.

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