waffle butt
Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
waffle butt by Sarepta May 13, 2006
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Waffle Butt
waffle butt is what female prison guards get after pressing their ass up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to fuck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the buttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. Iraq or Guantanamo bay.
-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
Waffle Butt by Rick Rolle June 30, 2011
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chunky waffle butt
disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked
damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha
chunky waffle butt by E=mc2 July 18, 2006
waffle butting
the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.
how did your day go in the yard today deebo?
"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."
"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."
waffle butting by moosenuk February 22, 2009
wafflebutt
The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006
wafflebutt
"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008
wafflebutter
When your girlfriend or mutual, puts a waffle in her coochie cat and the male cum on the waffle to make the butter.
wafflebutter by Cumsock240 February 3, 2021