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wadpecker
A wad pecker is somebody who spends their spare time (and in fact all of their time) pecking wads from the floor, and any other place the wads may have been deposited. these foul creatures of the night feed only on semen, anal seepage, and nipple blood.
Dave to Pete:
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."
wadpecker by penissolderedtoasoldersoldier September 4, 2006
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)