A wad pecker is somebody who spends their spare time (and in fact all of their time) pecking wads from the floor, and any other place the wads may have been deposited. these foul creatures of the night feed only on semen, anal seepage, and nipple blood.
Dave to Pete:
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!