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A wad pecker is somebody who spends their spare time (and in fact all of their time) pecking wads from the floor, and any other place the wads may have been deposited. these foul creatures of the night feed only on semen, anal seepage, and nipple blood.
Dave to Pete:
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."
by penissolderedtoasoldersoldier September 04, 2006
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