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Somebody that does not exist, because Joe Biden is not someone many people would like to fuck, and Sarah Palin is not a vice president.
Since when did Sarah Palin become a VPILF? Maybe if McCain won, this would be applicable.
by pacKGreenbay November 10, 2009
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"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.
Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!
by OhioPUA September 02, 2008
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n. (vee-pilf) Like a Milf, a Vpilf is a Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.
"What do you think about Sarah Palin?"
"She'd definitely make one of the top Vpilfs of all time."
"What about Joe Biden?"
"hmm, maybe top 15."
by ELBetter September 14, 2008
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by Orthogonal Jones September 02, 2008
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First introduced in the 2008 presidential election year, this word refers to a "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck," in reference to Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the first fuckable VP candidate. Many argued that the term was first applied when democrat Walter Mondale chose Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate in 1984, but then a picture of Ferraro was shown, and that argument evaporated. Palin shows the key difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans understand the importance of looks and fuckability, for there has never been a more fuckable ticket than that of McCain-Palin '08.

*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL.
Jonathan: Yo dawg! You see dat VPILF Sarah Palin on FOX last night?
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN.
Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin.
by Pdouchebag08 September 18, 2008
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guy 1: Dude, did you see Sarah Palin last night on T.V.?

guy 2: Yes! She is such a VPILF
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Bristol Palin, your mom is a VPILF.
by metallkidd93 September 04, 2008
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