vilf

"vilf" is an abbreviation of "villain I'd like to fuck", this is also an appropriation of the common terms "milf" and "dilf" but catered for those of us who appreciate the evil things in life.

damm, megamind is kinda a vilf not gonna lie...

by x__wig__x March 22, 2021

vilf

Virgin I'd Like to Fuck

"Damn tilf is a vilf"

by Lolzman September 8, 2004

vilf

Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.

Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.

by Rockstar69 April 8, 2009

vilf

Villainess I'd like to fuck!

Wow, that Catwoman...she's a definite VILF!

by Jorg Sacul August 5, 2006

vilf

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

VILFs include: edward cullen, emmet cullen, jasper hale, and carlisle cullen

by that girl possessed October 24, 2008

vilf

Vagabond I'd Like to Fuck

That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

vilf

vampire i'd like to fuck

lilian:edward cullen is the vilf

jazzy: really? personally jasper cullen is the vilf

by antartica :] March 16, 2009