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Jenny had far too many drinks and ended up vomfarting in the street
vomfart by thed0nut July 24, 2018

Vomatrife 

Adj. Used to describe a person, place, situation, or thing. Often in reference to a hideous outfit, a heinous hook-up, and/or a regrettable deed.
1. While innocently sitting at starbucks, your chair is jolted by a red headed beached whale, who's 5'2' 340 pounds and is currently wearing plaid spandex which accentuates her muffin top. "Bitch is vomatrife."

2. After a long night of boozing and debauchery, you find yourself beneath a pre-law, jew-fro'd, drooling mother fucker, who proceeds to ask if he can cum on your stomach. So when your bestfriend texts you in the morning asking how your night went, you say,"Shit was vomatrife."

3. You've been casually fucking a soccer player at your university for the past three months. Nothing could have prepared you for this day. While in the midst of round two, you discover that your monthly gift has arrived early, in full force, and is currently seeping into said soccer players bed mattress. Mid-thrust, you hear #62 ever so softly utter the word, "VOMATRIFE."
Vomatrife by smaxluhhhh December 21, 2010

vomarrhea 

A condition where one appears to excrete diarrhea orally.
Dude! Chris got Giardia last week and he had vomarrhea in my kitchen sink. We've been eating out ever since.
vomarrhea by oldmanklc March 14, 2008

vomatocious ferocious 

How your face looks after you puke.
So ugly ones face looks like puke.

Your so full of crap it starts to come out your mouth.
Your so vomatocious ferocious your face is a disgrace to the human race.

vomarrhea 

Vomiting and diarrhea at the same time.
I was sitting on the toilet with a trashcan in front of me all day, I had vomarrhea!
vomarrhea by nursentraining July 11, 2011
A disgusting whore. Just looking at her is like eating a vomit-filled pastry.

A portmanteau of the words vom and tart.
Stop actin' like a vomtart! Put on some pants and lose 300 pounds before you make me hurl.
vomtart by sevans February 11, 2010