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1 definition by sevans

 
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A disgusting whore. Just looking at her is like eating a vomit-filled pastry.

A portmanteau of the words vom and tart.
Stop actin' like a vomtart! Put on some pants and lose 300 pounds before you make me hurl.
by sevans February 08, 2010