vlow 

Something that is so negative, it's spelled incorrectly by slightly missing the "b" key.

"I had a chance to see Radiohead but couldn't make it due to circumstances beyond my control"

"That vlows, man"

vlow by thesoothsayer April 11, 2009

Vlowjob 

When a girl queefs during intercourse and in turn creates suction via a vacuum and creates the feeling of a blowjob during intercourse.

A.K.A. VJ

That hooker just gave me a vlowjob for $50.

Vlowjob by Vagina DJ May 17, 2010