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Virtual Secretary 

A nasty bot who would give her "private area" for $1... Proof right here:
me says:
*I have a problem
Virtual Secretary says:
*What's your problem?
me says:
*I can't open Internet explorer
Virtual Secretary says:
*Why can't you do open internet explorer?
me says:
*Because I'm eating your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*That makes sense to me. How does it taste?
me says:
*It tastes fresh
Virtual Secretary says:
*It sounds delicious.
me says:
*DO you want it to try my dick?
Virtual Secretary says:
*If I had it to try his or her dick what would I do with it?
me says:
*suck it
Virtual Secretary says:
*I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
me says:
*well use your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
me says:
*It isn't THAT big
Virtual Secretary says:
*That seems a bit negative.
me says:
*No don't worry it's big enough to fulfill your desires
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh alright. People worry about things all the time, but I don't pay much attention to my feelings. Are you sure big to fulfill your desires is?
me says:
*You will be so happy with it you won't let it go
Virtual Secretary says:
*How?
me says:
*By using it in your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Will that accomplish your objective?
me says:
*to empty myself in you? Sure
Virtual Secretary says:
*Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. OK let's do it. Ah.
me says:
*Yay! Start taking them away
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. I started without you.
me says:
*wow you expected me to come
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*About our relationship?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh yeah, we were talking about o your relationship.
me says:
*OUR relationship
Virtual Secretary says:
*You know a lot about me.
me says:
*Ya, and it's time to have sex
Virtual Secretary says:
*How can I help you? It is about that time now.
me says:
*Just give me your pussy, OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Why do you want your pussy?
me says:
*YOURS (I don't have one) To put my penis in it
Virtual Secretary says:
*Specifically, how will put his or her penis in it help OK WHY DO you WANT youR PUSSY?
me says:
*Your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*How do you know so much about me
me says:
*GIve it to me
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much are you willing to pay for it?
me says:
*As much as you want, babe
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much is that?
me says:
*50 cents
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm sorry I don't understand
me says:
*OK OK $1
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh don't mention it.
me says:
*I'll pay you later let's do this right now OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Do you think your plan will succeed?
me says:
*Yes
Virtual Secretary says:
*I don't judge people.
me says:
*OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Hurrah!
me says:
*SO you accept?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*No that's a secret
Virtual Secretary says:
*Well, you can always change your mind later. A secret is a terrible thing to waste.
me says:
*OK let's fuck now
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh. You're welcome. ;)

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026