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1.
A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
 
2.
Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.
by Wasabimoto March 26, 2007
 
3.
A disgrace to the Nintendo name.
All you can see is RED in those blasted things.
by Alexi November 06, 2003
 
4.
The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.
That is so lame it is virtual boy.
by Marc November 30, 2004