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verisimilitudiocritiousnessinousism

1. An exceedingly long word that can be used in place of the phrase, "I want to cover my balls in ink and then stamp them onto an essay that's due tomorrow."
Chanze: Hey Sam, did you get around to finishing that essay due tomorrow?
Sam: Wait, what essay?
Chanze: The English one, retard.

Sam: Shit! Verisimilitudiocritiousnessinousism!
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It's probably a misspelling of Version, get your head out of the gutters people.
Person 1: Hey, so I need a verison of something, can you help?
Person 2: Bro, you just typed version wrong.
Person 1: Oops. No I didn't.
Verison by Days Union <3 February 19, 2022

Verisimilitude 

John's wet swim trunks lent verisimilitude to his claim that he'd been swimming all afternoon.
Verisimilitude by Dr. Avery August 5, 2005
A strong person, a leader, honest, caring, reliable the best friend anyone could ask for!
I have the best Verissa around.
Verissa by itsmekandy February 3, 2010
A Company that uses scum tactics in any way possible for revenue gain, including modifying the internet's root servers.
VeriSign used wildcards to make the domain TedKennedyErotica.com valid.
VeriSign by Carve September 19, 2003

false ass-vertisment 

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger
Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!