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1. intolerable latency and jitter upon mission-critical tasks. 2. distorted depiction of situation (DDoS)
I have a Verislo FastE port at Ashburn.
Verislo by lksd May 13, 2005
It's probably a misspelling of Version, get your head out of the gutters people.
Person 1: Hey, so I need a verison of something, can you help?
Person 2: Bro, you just typed version wrong.
Person 1: Oops. No I didn't.
Verison by Days Union <3 February 19, 2022

johnathan (gay verison) 

He like men alot a skinny 100 pound virgin with fuck boy hair and is a cringey "hypebeast"
Johnathan is a faggot Johnathan (gay Verison) .
When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!
Verison by Mike C. March 11, 2005
verilon is Hot Pants a la Zaia.
verilon by Zaia January 26, 2004

Verillophobia 

A Fear of a being around a very irritating person....
I have verillophobia...
Verillophobia by JerryFF April 15, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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