Velveeta 

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

Velveeta 

Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.

Person1: Wow! Nathan's dick is so small
Person2: Yup, thats a Velveeta alright

Velveeta by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 15, 2021

velveeta 

An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"

velveeta by Leahann October 11, 2006

Velveeta 

A loud, annoying, obnoxious girl at a bar who speaks over people, who yells in her friends faces about how much she “hates drama.”

Related to a Karen.

THIS BITCH CALLED ME VELVEETA!

WHY IS SHE TRYIN’ TO CAUSE DRAMA?! Y’ALL KNOW I HATE DRAMA!

I was tryin’ to hang at the bar with my friends, but couldn’t hear shit because of a damn Velveeta.

Velveeta by Room 4336 June 10, 2023

velveeta 

Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.

I came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!

velveeta by Hitcher March 3, 2004

velveeta 

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

velveeta by Zach G. February 8, 2004

velveeta 

1. terrible excuse for cheese-related food.
2. not actually food
3. most definately not cheese

Leave it to Newfoundlanders (Newfies) to eat velveeta like it is a food group.

velveeta by litty August 26, 2003